Fucking Christ, I need to stop looking at medical sites when I'm sick. Now I think I might have scurvy (apparently curry+eggs+kefir is not a balanced diet) or mercury poisoning (long story from long ago). This is all probably just American/Internet-style hypochondria but damn it would explain a lot.
Also: there's this syndrome called CHARGE
that frightens the shit out of me because the main determining factor (the 'C' in CHARGE) is a coloboma (the reason why my right eye's iris is so strange looking). A lot of the other symptoms match up with things I've noticed I have like nasal stenosis but some don't at all... would it be immodest for me to say that I'm not retarded and don't have a small penis? [I think R=retardation and G=genital abnormalities (They're not requisite though.)] im defective loll
Edit: Wow, I really do have this CHARGE thing. It's humbling, I suppose.. the way they talk about these kids who have it makes me think that I'm really really lucky not to have had the worst parts of the syndrome (my coloboma is the only externally identifiable feature).